"Say Hello to my little friend"

I wish I could make this stuff up.

I'm quietly gazing out the window, in what has been an uneventful trip home so far, then we stop at a red light..then, just like magic, this guy walks up the bus, looks in the window at me, smiles, then hold up his finger to his left nostril....and blows! All over the window! Ahhhhh...and I thought I would have nothing to write about today.
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