True Story...mine

Yoko Ono is on the bus and is eating licorice candy...
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Why would a thirty-something, fairly good looking, well dressed woman NOT wax her OBVIOUS mustache? I just don't get it!
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What the Quack?

Some guy at the back of the bus has a duck call as his ring tone...
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"Smooch...Smooch"

Ahhh the typical phone conversation from the guy in the seat next to me...talking weather and summer plans, sending cuddles and kisses to all 9 people living in that one house...and telling them all the same things...over and over and over and over.....again, all while the guy sitting behind us keeps talking over my shoulder to him and asking him who he's talking too...ahemmm
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I saw Batman at the supermarket and he was fighting crime....OK, so it wasn't the REAL Batman (although he did have a nice mask and cape) and he wasn't really fighting crime, he was fighting with himself.

Let's play a game?

Load the bus up with tired, cranky and most of the time miserable people, take them for a (more than an hour so far) ride, count how many times everyone's heads bob back and forth from all the stop and go...and guess how long it takes for someone to loose his mind?
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